So sorry I missed the half-time show with Shakira and J Lo yesterday. One of my girlfriends was getting married, and I was in the wedding.

#SoThroughWithTheReligiousRight

Fortunately, I got to see it on YouTube today.

Just… Wow…

(The religious right don’t like pole dancing because clearly they’ve got one lodged in an uncomfortable place. The sight must bring back traumatic memories for them. I’d hate to trigger them further.)